the naked dream....

ok, this is it, i stayed up last night making this up for you jim...i hope this finds you in good spirits, you seemed down at marianne's.

ok, so you are standing in your room, and you hear a knock at the door...knock knock knock....to your shock, it is an old friend from high school....you can fill in who ever you want here....so anyways, there is your friend...and sudenly, you realise you are butt naked....ahhhhh...you are shocked, and a bit confused....because not only are you completely naked, but you are surrounded by small furry woodland creatures....taking all of this in, you look up to see the shock of your friends face only to realise what this must seem like to them.....you pause momentarily to take in the situation, rally any form of excuse you may have, and your friend politely shows themselves out, and leaves you to find your bearings.....the only thing you can think is "if only i had a roll of double sided sticky tape....all my troubles would come to an end..." while franticly looking about the bedroom for somesort of sticky tape the addhesive fairy floats through the corner window with out a sound and sticks 3 squirells to your very privatness....and a badger to your backside....and just because you seem to be the sort that might appreciate it 2 chipmunks to your chest....oh yes chipmuncks...in all thier stripey glory...you feeling much better about the sittuation, but not really sure why this is such a relief to now be wearing the animals as loin cloths of sorts. you see yourself out into the hall where your freind has been waiting for you to pull yourself together.....so you commence in the banter of this and that only to find that your friend has just come by to see if you are going to your 10 year reunion....you are a little surprised because you know they will tell everyone else they ask about the little incident with the "critters"....and if that wasnt enough, you both realize that your friend also is now completely naked, and all that is left in the hall way is a jar of play-dough and a sharpey pin....what on earth will you do?......you wake up from you dream with a sudden jolt covered in a cold sweat from head to toe, confused and shaken....with tiny scratches across your chest and the faint smell of ferret in the air.....

the end.....

i hope you like it, and if it really what you dreamed, well, keep it to yourself....hahaha....happy new year jim....this is the first thing i did this year, make up a story for you at 12:0somethingorother in the morning...january 1st 2006....

blessings.
b.